When I Need A Pick Me Up, by my friend Ryan King

Monday, May 7, 2007

Back To Zelnorm...

(Originally July 14 2006)


No, my bowels aren't irritable. And in fact, I'm not as trim as the gentleman pictured behind the lady. But today, while preparing to shave, shirtless, I do find that a reasonable tightening of my belly will make it look like the ones above.

Yay!

So if evidence has anything to add, my gut was crammed with stored juice. I don't know what kind of juice and I don't know exactly where (in between the intestines? between the abdominal muscle wall and the outer skin? between the muscle wall and the intenstines?) but I know there's less of it.

Now to shed the excess on the sides, and the excess in the chest (gotta let the pecs shine--they are there, and if I may say, shapely, but they are eclipsed by fat and makes me look like I need a bra. HATE it).

201 lbs., and shrinking!

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