I want to be the dude dancing with her near the middle of the video, wearing the white shirt and jacket. I imagine that I even look a little like him--I dress like him already. And I can dance like him. After my 15 lbs are gone, I'll fit my clothes like him. But I may not get as tall as him, so I'll have to find a Beyonce who is my height. :-)
What? I can too dance like him!