When I Need A Pick Me Up, by my friend Ryan King

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

I Can Has Cheezeburgers?

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I made the words! I found the pic online somewhere and it is my work laptop.

These are the things I'm doing on Inaugural Day. Why not? The implecations are just too immense for me right now. I've got paperwork to finish, a journey up into some mountains to accomplish, and a client to see tonight. I Can Has Cheezeburger? is a welcome distraction from Worst Case Scenario all up in my grill, taunting me with the phrase, "Obama's going to be like Martin Luther King in more ways than one today!"

I'm like, oh God oh God oh God PLEASE let there be some Jack Bauer x10000-like Federal security up in that bitch today. Oh GOD please. Because there's way too many (meaning more than 1) Ignorant Bastards out there who know no other way to solve their conflicts. I'm looking at YOU Mason Dixon.

So I'm distracting myself through the cute route. I'm working instead of watching. I'll have a CD in the car stereo instead of tuning in. At 12:01, just tell me that he's our President and that he's safely away from the center of 50-eleven billion people.


Shades of Scorpio said...

I know this won't make you feel any better, but he's gonna be alright. (Although I was worried too between him AND Bush being in the same buildings...)We have to think Positive!!! (I know - history...it doesn't go away and they even took white Kennedy away too). Let's try to add to the cheer - try to remember that the MAJORITY voted this man in. We WANT him even if some people can't handle it. If Bush made it out the door ok, we can try to visualize Obama doing the same - after his SECOND term.

GrizzBabe said...

I actually prayed for him every time he hopped out of that limo to walk and wave to the crowd.