When I Need A Pick Me Up, by my friend Ryan King

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Like Cinderella

I had to get this last dance in before the clock strikes midnight.

Ricky Gervais is on the HBO and I want to strip to me undies and climb into bed. (Yes, I'm typing in an English accent for effect.) He's currently reading the "postcard" which has alternatives for the gay male to have sex without the risk of AIDS. I think he's making it up. It's vile and mildly funny. "Why not jac each other off?" "Why not cum on his back?" And etcetera. Bodily fluids. Haha.

BTW, I'm not stripping to my undies because of Gervais and his sexual material, but just because I'm sleepy. And, um, well, that's how I roll when I go beddy-bye. Boxers or briefs, you ask?


Good night. :-)


Shades of Scorpio said...

Whoa! That's some workout plan you've got! Rock hard abs! ;) YOu're so modest, not including your face. I know, don't want to be followed around. =)

Alan said...

It can be such a burden at times...

(U & I both know that prolly looks FAR more like Ned than it does me!)